Where’s my book deal?!

                                                   Artist’s impression.
 
This is my 100th Small Business Owner blog post. (Yay!)
Shouldn’t I have a book deal by now?
That other bloke only did 100 tweets. Yet he has a book AND a TV show!
And all he did was write down what his father said!
What am I doing wrong?
 
Options
It’s easier to self-publish than ever.
Yet there’s something [...]

Non Capisco*

 
We get heaps of pizza fliers in our letterbox.
I seldom read them, let alone use them.
Last night, however, saw a rare aligning of Venus and Mercury. I was ready to try the latest pizza parlour to letter-drop us.
Unfortunately, their flier was too clever by half.
 
First Quarter 
It started well.
A nice red brochure, with a top-ten newspaper [...]