Where’s my book deal?!

                                                   Artist’s impression.
 
This is my 100th Small Business Owner blog post. (Yay!)
Shouldn’t I have a book deal by now?
That other bloke only did 100 tweets. Yet he has a book AND a TV show!
And all he did was write down what his father said!
What am I doing wrong?
 
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It’s easier to self-publish than ever.
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