Best Headline I’ve Seen

Remember how I unintentionally ‘mozzed’ my neighbour’s auction by invoking a thunderstorm? Well, I just got a letter with the best headline I’ve seen:

This isn’t the best headline you’ve seen, but it wasn’t written for you. It was written for me, by Andrew Crotty from Biggin Scott, who wants to sell my home. I am [...]

The Punter’s Ton

EXCITING NEWS FLASH!
A version of this post has just been published in Seth Godin’s Purple Cow New Edition (hardback). Check it out here.
 
 
I drove up in my hatchback and ordered 100 kg of wood. Tim* asked if I wanted a pre-weighed stack or… the Punter’s Ton. Of course I inquired what the Punter’s Ton was. [...]