Dishing Dirt

 
As with large wooden beads, most business owners can string a sentence.
Due to this, many don’t feel they need a professional writer to optimise their communications.
Now and then I get a reminder of my redundancy, like this striking missive from Dirt Cheap Pfoofer Valves* (DCPV):
 
Error Legend:  [ ] Minor.   [ ] Major.  [ ] Fatal.
 
Hello Dear Customer
We [...]