Kitchen Bitchin
I believe it’s beyond the power of humans to maintain communal kitchens. In every workplace and share house I’ve occupied, visited or heard about, there have been tea room or kitchen dramas:
One poor, abused soul does all the cleaning.
Emails fly about brown, furry things in the fridge.
People tip half-full mugs in the just-run dishwasher.
The cutlery [...]

