Non Capisco*

 
We get heaps of pizza fliers in our letterbox.
I seldom read them, let alone use them.
Last night, however, saw a rare aligning of Venus and Mercury. I was ready to try the latest pizza parlour to letter-drop us.
Unfortunately, their flier was too clever by half.
 
First Quarter 
It started well.
A nice red brochure, with a top-ten newspaper [...]