Comments on: Blog Me, Amadeus! http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/ A blog about the lives and times of Aussie small business owners, proudly brought to you by MYOB. Mon, 05 Sep 2011 23:15:47 +1000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Paul Hassing http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-5168 Paul Hassing Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:56:48 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-5168 Adam just pointed me to a highly informative article on SEO. One I could actually grasp. Thanks mate! :) http://www.copyblogger.com/seo-copywriting-matter/ Adam just pointed me to a highly informative article on SEO. One I could actually grasp. Thanks mate! :)

http://www.copyblogger.com/seo-copywriting-matter/

]]> By: Stephen Glanville http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-5018 Stephen Glanville Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:38:56 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-5018 G'day mate...:-) What? The article or the 2 years? ;-P I reckon if nothing else it gives a perspective on SEO Years. How does one calculate an SEO Year? Well, given that nobody really knows how long it takes for a spider to go around the world any more, because there are many learning databases that somehow manage to sniff our cologne through our computer screens, we'll just do what the statisticians do...take a sample (which is a scholarly way of saying 'make something up' :). Then multiply that sample by the number of Google folks working on new ways to torture SEO folks by modifying absolutely everything they can about how SEO actually works (which isn't difficult given their starting point - i.e. no one really knows :-),..and of course this has a logarithmic quotient which takes that number of folks to the power of the rate of learning of multiple learning databases interacting in multiple clouds and feeding back into themselves in real-time and not-real-time simultaneously (in brackets), then multiply all of that by the rate of Google employee turn-over, to the power of free innovation gained via user feedback times Open Source Developers, times the couple of commercial developers from maybe one or two proprietary commercial relationships that Google may or may not have...run that baby through ya open source cloud cruncher and you can 'Wave' bye bye to anything possibly communicable to any corporeal entity extant in anything remotely resembling that gooey old fashioned stuff...what was it called again? Oh yeh! Time! How quaint! :-) Oh! Then divide all of that using the same algorithm as above, applied to non-Google SEO folk (with a bracket for those that think having Google Ads qualifies them as Internet Marketers and SEO experts that can release your full potential for you, while your asleep in some else's home - this would have a negative power-quotient)...and there you have it...all makes perfect sense. So if anyone finds themselves in 'Google Hell', don't worry, it'll be over before you know it! :-) You know where soaking in it? :-) Cheers Stephen G G’day mate…:-) What? The article or the 2 years? ;-P

I reckon if nothing else it gives a perspective on SEO Years.

How does one calculate an SEO Year? Well, given that nobody really knows how long it takes for a spider to go around the world any more, because there are many learning databases that somehow manage to sniff our cologne through our computer screens, we’ll just do what the statisticians do…take a sample (which is a scholarly way of saying ‘make something up’ :) .

Then multiply that sample by the number of Google folks working on new ways to torture SEO folks by modifying absolutely everything they can about how SEO actually works (which isn’t difficult given their starting point – i.e. no one really knows :-) ,..and of course this has a logarithmic quotient which takes that number of folks to the power of the rate of learning of multiple learning databases interacting in multiple clouds and feeding back into themselves in real-time and not-real-time simultaneously (in brackets), then multiply all of that by the rate of Google employee turn-over, to the power of free innovation gained via user feedback times Open Source Developers, times the couple of commercial developers from maybe one or two proprietary commercial relationships that Google may or may not have…run that baby through ya open source cloud cruncher and you can ‘Wave’ bye bye to anything possibly communicable to any corporeal entity extant in anything remotely resembling that gooey old fashioned stuff…what was it called again? Oh yeh! Time! How quaint! :-)

Oh! Then divide all of that using the same algorithm as above, applied to non-Google SEO folk (with a bracket for those that think having Google Ads qualifies them as Internet Marketers and SEO experts that can release your full potential for you, while your asleep in some else’s home – this would have a negative power-quotient)…and there you have it…all makes perfect sense.

So if anyone finds themselves in ‘Google Hell’, don’t worry, it’ll be over before you know it! :-)

You know where soaking in it? :-)

Cheers

Stephen G

]]> By: Paul Hassing http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-5015 Paul Hassing Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:33:21 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-5015 This article is nearly two years, old. Scary nonetheless: 'Sanar thinks he can trace his problem to a search marketing consultant he had paid $35,000 to improve Skyfacet's Google rankings. ... But even after he reversed the consultant's changes, he couldn't get Skyfacet's pages out of Google Hell, where they remain today.' Full article: http://bit.ly/5SHAeh Watch out, kids! This article is nearly two years, old. Scary nonetheless:

‘Sanar thinks he can trace his problem to a search marketing consultant he had paid $35,000 to improve Skyfacet’s Google rankings. … But even after he reversed the consultant’s changes, he couldn’t get Skyfacet’s pages out of Google Hell, where they remain today.’

Full article: http://bit.ly/5SHAeh Watch out, kids!

]]> By: Paul Hassing http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-4904 Paul Hassing Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:43:39 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-4904 Gee, Bambi, that alwaysinteractive slide show and video were absolutely fascinating. A whole new way of looking at everything! And so sleek and simple. I'm jolly glad you dropped by to add such a valuable perspective to our discussion. Thank you! :) Gee, Bambi, that alwaysinteractive slide show and video were absolutely fascinating. A whole new way of looking at everything! And so sleek and simple. I’m jolly glad you dropped by to add such a valuable perspective to our discussion. Thank you! :)

]]> By: Paul Hassing http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-4901 Paul Hassing Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:47:08 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-4901 GREAT article, Stephen! Very timely, as you say. Many thanks! :) GREAT article, Stephen! Very timely, as you say. Many thanks! :)

]]> By: Paul Hassing http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-4899 Paul Hassing Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:26:06 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-4899 Man, talk about set and forget! I come to from a night on the tiles and find yet more ideas have bubbled to our surface. AND we have a Bambi Gordon to boot (as well, I mean - not 'boot' in the literal sense). I shall check these links with great interest. Thanks everyone! :) Man, talk about set and forget! I come to from a night on the tiles and find yet more ideas have bubbled to our surface. AND we have a Bambi Gordon to boot (as well, I mean – not ‘boot’ in the literal sense). I shall check these links with great interest. Thanks everyone! :)

]]> By: Bambi Gordon http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-4890 Bambi Gordon Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:04:54 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-4890 Stephen H I had it set up by: http://www.alwaysinteractive.com/ (Take The Tour). Was branded as Good Barry. Bought by Adobe in October. Thx. Stephen H
I had it set up by: http://www.alwaysinteractive.com/ (Take The Tour). Was branded as Good Barry. Bought by Adobe in October. Thx.

]]> By: Stephen Hamilton http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-4889 Stephen Hamilton Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:50:36 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-4889 Paul - I don't think you personally need to learn to code to necessarily have the ability to offer that level of service to clients (tweaking WP Themes isn't a major undertaking). Stephen G - Aw, shucks mate. You're very kind. Cheryl - Spot on; this kind of community and involvement is pure gold. Bambi - do you have a link to Business Catalyst? I'd take a look. Paul – I don’t think you personally need to learn to code to necessarily have the ability to offer that level of service to clients (tweaking WP Themes isn’t a major undertaking).

Stephen G – Aw, shucks mate. You’re very kind.

Cheryl – Spot on; this kind of community and involvement is pure gold.

Bambi – do you have a link to Business Catalyst? I’d take a look.

]]> By: Stephen Glanville http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-4888 Stephen Glanville Tue, 19 Jan 2010 07:51:54 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-4888 Ah! The unequaled exhilaration of being 'right' :-)...It's ok! I've got my helmet on :-) A timely vindication for our happy little group of techo-appreciative humanitarians. Just got this Tweet via James Tuckerman from <a href="http://anthillonline.com" rel="nofollow">Australian Anthill Magazine</a>: "@jamestuckerman Why SEO is just sooooo 2009. Is social media the future of internet search?. http://tinyurl.com/ye76nha " Cheers Stephen G Ah! The unequaled exhilaration of being ‘right’ :-) …It’s ok! I’ve got my helmet on :-)

A timely vindication for our happy little group of techo-appreciative humanitarians. Just got this Tweet via James Tuckerman from Australian Anthill Magazine:

“@jamestuckerman Why SEO is just sooooo 2009. Is social media the future of internet search?. http://tinyurl.com/ye76nha ”

Cheers

Stephen G

]]> By: Stephen Glanville http://mybrc.myobnet.com/2010/01/19/blog-me-amadeus/comment-page-1/#comment-4887 Stephen Glanville Tue, 19 Jan 2010 07:44:45 +0000 http://mybrc.myobnet.com/?p=1821#comment-4887 Hi Bambi :-) Geez! There's absolutely nothing in there that I can pick on...it all makes absolutely perfect sense, and what's more I find myself having to agree with all of it! Where's the fun in that? :-) It's good to see you. :-) Haven't seen much of you on Twitter of late (not that I should talk on that note :-P), but I'm hoping your less than usual appearance out there is due to a higher than usual business activity? :-) Also, I wanted to reassure you that the Tax issue you commented on from my last blog is only a discussion point. I won't be launching that upon an unsuspecting reality until the time is right and I have another planet to retreat to :-) Cheers Stephen G Hi Bambi :-)

Geez! There’s absolutely nothing in there that I can pick on…it all makes absolutely perfect sense, and what’s more I find myself having to agree with all of it! Where’s the fun in that? :-)

It’s good to see you. :-) Haven’t seen much of you on Twitter of late (not that I should talk on that note :-P ), but I’m hoping your less than usual appearance out there is due to a higher than usual business activity? :-)

Also, I wanted to reassure you that the Tax issue you commented on from my last blog is only a discussion point. I won’t be launching that upon an unsuspecting reality until the time is right and I have another planet to retreat to :-)

Cheers

Stephen G

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